you came to brazil
you saw brazil
you were conquered by brazil.
your destiny is brazil
or [[is it?]]maybe.
you are in brazil. two paths stand before you. which do you choose?
[[come to brazil]]
[[come from brazil]]you are already in brazil. you continue into brazil, the deepest depths of brazil's heart.
you learn about brazil. you explore its deep jungles and industrious cities. you befriend citizens of brazil from all walks of life, strengthening your bonds with brazil. you live and die in brazil, and become one with the brazillian earth.
you are at peace with brazil.
**GOOD END**you decide to escape. you are through with brazil and its wiles, its temptations, its jerseys. you leap into the nearest river and swim for your life, hoping to find the edge of brazil before the river finds another edge. for you. a pointy one. you'll die of river.
the sun sets as you continue to swim, and you hear distant howls. the brazillian night beasts rise.
[[run]]you leap out of the river, landing on your feat and poised for a riverside battle. the brazillian night beasts are just out of sight, only their glowing yellow eyes visible in the trees. you wield your weapon, a powerful implement of self-defense. it's very useful.
[[wave it around]]
[[lay down your arms]]you examine your swimsuit's pockets. you're glad your suit was one of those cool one pieces with the skirt and also pockets. you find a water-resistant watch. already waterlogged beyond repair, and a few advils.
you have a headache.
[[take the red pill]]
[[take the low road]]you get the fuck out of here. fuck this. fuck weird dogs, fuck bad rivers, fuck fish. fuck brazil. if you were a witch, probably you would just make brazil disappear, but you're not, so you just kind of puout and grumble until you fall asleep in the woods, the terrifying brazillian night beasts not so much as crossing your mind. because they're really obnoxious and you're tired.
when you wake up the next morning, they are gone. but so is your deep and true appreciation for brazillian wildlife.
was it worth it?
**MORALLY AMBIGUIOUS END**the night beasts scream. your weapon is intimidating. it'ssss cool and bad. they fuck off.
you continue [[towards the light]]you never retrieved your arms, so you don't have any!
**EATEN BY EYEBALLS END**you see the lights at the end of brazil. your journey is over. brazil sits behind you, weeping, dreading the loss of a comrade, a prisoner, a buddypal.
you don't care.
soccer will teach you about your new life.
**ESCAPE END**you have a headache. you require relief.
you attain a new level of consciousness after popping the advil. your suffering disappears, as if it were only a dream. your body feels lighter. you close your eyes, forgetting the dangers surrounding you.
your body begins to disappear. you've been devoured alive by the local fauna. you feel nothing.
**REALLY GOOD PAINKILLERS END**you punch one of the night beasts in the dick. it howls, warning its brethren about the dangers they face if they continue the pursuit of their foe.
you continue to walk forward, breaking the line of protecting between you and the end of brazil.
the end of brazil finds you.