STATUS: UNEMPLOYED

COMMISSIONS: TAKING 'EM!

Hi there! I'm just a little guy who likes writing pornography on the internet. Like other little guys, I have my preferences, you have yours. Let's work together to make some dreams come true!

DA RULES & REGULATIONS:

• PRICING:

  I charge $0.12 USD per word, up to a stated minimum set by you! (try a nice round number, like 500 or 2000) If I accidentally run over the word count you agree to pay for, you don't have to pay extra! (but tips are always appreciated 😘)

  I take PayPal, Venmo, and other methods if necessary.

• FANFICTION:

  This is most of my output, so feel free to browse my AO3 to see what kind of things I've written for before. If there's something on there that you don't see, go ahead and ask! I've seen things. And things I haven't seen I'm usually open to learning about. Unless it's like, One Piece or something massive like that, I'm probably willing to do some research too. Sorry One Piece fans.

• ORIGINAL FICTION:

  This is where I want to branch out! I've written some original works before, so if you have some ideas that don't necessarily work in an established setting, I'm happy to make one up! Let's make some cool shit.

• KINKS:

  I like a lot of things! Here's a quick list of things I've written before and know how to do.
  • Hypnosis/mind control
  • Rape/noncon
  • Xeno/unusual genital configurations
  • Substance use/abuse
  • Violence/gore/torture
  • Vomit/emetophilia

• HARD LIMITS:

  Unfortunately, I can't be good at everything. No judgment, but I won't write:
  • Watersports/piss kink
  • Scat
  • Raceplay/racism as a major element (including fantasy racism)
  • Snuff from the POV of the snuffed one (killer POV is fine!)
  • This list might be added to later, and it's always within my power to deny a commission.
• There's plenty of stuff that I'm not intimately familiar with, like expansion/inflation, furry/anthro, het, etc. But if you're willing to work with me and explain your passions, I'm willing to work with you and make it happen!
• All commissioned works will be submitted to the Archive of Our Own after completion, unless you don't want it to be. Just let me know up front if that's the case. Attribution to you will be in the form of a note saying "requested by" any name of your choosing, including Anonymous.

CONTACT INFO

The easiest way to get in contact with me is through Discord! Just search birdginia, you'll find me!

If you prefer email, that works too! Go ahead and shoot one off to birdginia@gmail.com and I should get back to you as quick as I can!

Thanks for checking out my page. If you've decided you don't want anything from me after all, no worries! I'd appreciate a boost to spread this around if you have a friend or loved one that might want some words, but other than that, uhhhhhhhhh have a nice day!